Goodnight, Sheepie

Love,
—Fluffer.

Linguistic Fatalities

The headline on Al Jazeera said “Death Toll Mounts in Cameroon’s Linguistic Unrest”.

I can’t even.

Another “Thoughts & Prayers” Opportunity

I know what the problem is: those “thoughts & prayers” people keep sending their prayers to that violent, angry god. Time to choose somebody new! How about Ganesh‽

Patriot Theater

I thought everybody knew this:

Since 2009, the military has been paying $millions$ to the NFL for these “patriotic” displays.

It makes Uncle Sam look like some kind of sad sack, paying people to like him: “Please clap”.